DJ was addressing a possible internet issue with Sparkler. He was trying to be calm, although he’d overreacted a bit, and Sparkler began to cry. He explained why he thought it was a big deal.
“I know,” Sparkler said “It’s just…”
“Just…? Tell me why you’re upset.”
“I don’t know!” she sobbed.
[*CRACKLE CRACKLE* CENTRAL COMMAND HERE, WE HAVE A COMMUNICATION DEADLOCK, CAN WE GET A MOTHER IN HERE?]
“I think,” I said gently, “that Sparkler has put a lot of work into the project and she’s proud of it.”
“And she thought we knew what she was doing.”
“And she’s scared that she’s done something wrong and is in big trouble.”
“Yes, that!” Sparkler wailed. “All that!”
In the end, it turned out that everything was fine. DJ apologized for overreacting. Sparkler will continue to observe internet safety.
[MOTHERHOOD TO CENTRAL COMMAND: ALL’S WELL. *CRACKLE*]