A Swype Screed

Cleaning out my picture gallery the other day, I found a few screenshots I saved just in case I wanted to go on a Swype screed again.

Oh, look! Guess I can use those pictures!

I’m an un-fan of lists and planners, but I have friends who honestly geek out over them. So I laugh at those friends. Until, of course, I actually need something done—in this case, a novel manuscript proofread by Miss Red Pen. Then I’m all for scheduling.

It was a beautiful sight.

Beautiful, I say.

Stupid Swype.

SwypePlanner

Here I was trying to comment on a picture of a friend’s son, who suddenly looked grown up. But Swype seemed to think such a conventional remark needed some, I don’t know, trippy hippifying.

SwypeLotus

As for this one — Swype, was that a… pun?

SwypeCzech

And here I was asking DJ a very important question. I actually have no idea what the question was by now. I’m reasonably certain he wasn’t bringing me any broiled houses of worship.

SwypeChurches

So yeah. Swype frustrates me. But at least I know life will never be Boeing

birthing

boring

Stupid Swype.

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2 thoughts on “A Swype Screed

  1. Oh thank you! I’m laughing so hard I’m crying! “Lotus blog” may be my favorite. But “cooked churches” are such a neat thing for a husband to grab on the way home…

  2. OMG I feel you. Autocorrect has the same wacky issues. I catch most of them before I hit send, which is a relief because occasionally autocorrect is very inappropriate 😛 It also doesn’t know as many words as I do.

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