Today’s meme lineup features women whose perfect bodies are matched only by their well-adjusted personalities. Look at this as your illustrated guide to women you definitely want to date.
She strolls through a field of white flowers in an impending storm just to give you, her friend, a hug. This might prove inconvenient if you’re not a morning person. She’s also into re-fashion, in which she restyles old clothes and into new clothes. She’s not actually very good at it, so if I were you I’d hide my good suits, because chances are your legs aren’t as nice as hers.
And she… well, she’s a blatant liar. That rear of hers does not have padding. (Not that anybody was looking, right?) Also, why does she have a tattoo of a pinup girl on her arm? Answer: two pinup girls equals twice the empowerment!
Ah, how can you go wrong with a woman who loves her son? Feel free to ask her out, but keep in mind that she’s probably already booked up with movie nights, shopping trip, spa days, and candlelit dinners with her son.
I tell you what, I’m just glad these memes weren’t around when DJ was checking out the prospects around him. I got my man in the last days before it was so easy to see what real womanhood looks like.