“Mom, are you scared of heights?”
“I’m not. One day I want the moon.”
“First I’ll need a really big ladder…”
For lunch I made Gamerboy grilled cheese, according to my own special recipe that goes like this:
First, burn one. Throw it away. Make a second one. Serve that one.
If you’re a good wife, you buy your husband some Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.
If you’re a forgetful wife, you fail to tell him it’s in the fridge.
If you’re a greedy wife, you eat the peanut butter cups yourself.
If you are DJ married to SJ, you are not in the slightest bit surprised by this sequence of events.
When it was time to start school and life back up after the holidays, DJ left a note for the kids explaining assignments and chores:
It’s all about finding the right motivation.