We already know how romantic it is to kiss in the rain, thanks to Taylor Swift. Today’s memes demonstrate that rain is also empowering! As well as showing off your youth and your superior physical attractions. What, you’re not particularly young, or don’t have particularly superior physical attractions? Well, then, that’s why you’re not in a meme, now isn’t it?
Every single circumstance, did you get that? Including the fact that the tree you’re lying on could get struck by lightning because of the rainstorm and pitch you into the river below.
Just because you sit in a creek and obviously do not grasp exactly how an umbrella works is no reason to judge yourself as, um, stupid. After all, you look good in a short white dress and your bare feet are really cute. (P.S. This meme doesn’t actually make any sense, but I’m not judging.)
And let’s just pause here for a couple of reminders of what happens to some people’s hair after the rainstorm:
Also, this is what you see while wearing glasses during the rainstorm:
Note that meme-women in the rain don’t wear glasses and don’t have short, indecisively-curly hair.
She also looks mighty happy with her umbrella, even though the meme clearly informs us that it’s our very own fault that we aren’t more blessed. God’s trying up there, but if we don’t have the right attitude and emotional equilibrium… well, sorry, y’all. Not much the omnipotent creator of the universe can do!
Especially if you’ve got a good silhouette for your cute dress to cling to. A cute dress, by the way, that still flares out despite being drenched. Maybe it’s the remains of her umbrella.
Just a bit of weirdness to end up today’s session. After studying this picture carefully, I finally decided that her head is on the right way. From a male perspective, this meme has a lot of potential, but in the end fails to show anything of real value.
But these memes are all about women’s empowerment! What does it matter to men what the pictures show?
Good question. They’re geared toward women, but they feature pictures to appeal to men. And nobody seems to know where they all come from.
It’s the grand mystery of memes, almost as mysterious as how umbrellas work.