Really Good* Advice


* Alternatively, “Advice Currently Available.” Nobody actually asked for it, but just imagine all the advice that would go unheard if I waited for people to ask me.

Really Good Money-Saving Advice:
Don’t go to any place that sells things. Do not go to Target or Wal-Mart when you’ve got a couple of hours to kill and a vague idea that you’d like to “buy something fun.”

Really Good Parenting Advice:
Deal with a difficult toddler by waiting a year or two until the kid grows out of it.
Until then, use a timer. Somehow. Timers are magic.

Really Good Marriage Advice:
Put a lock on your bedroom door.

Really Good political/religious/social cause advice:
Keep these points in mind:
1. It’s more important to you than it is to 80% of the rest of the population.
2. You might be wrong.

Really Good Fashion Advice:
Ask somebody else, not me.


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