Pictures of actual stray cats taken by Ranger. Dialogue approximated by me.
Cat 1 to Cat 2 and 3. Are you in your positions?
Cat 2 here. Confirm. Under the bush. As usual.
I walk like a shadow, I eat like a tiger, I’m Catastrophe Jones, I’m always ready.
What in the heck was that, Cat 3?
That’s my new catchphrase. I’m still working on it.
Just confirm position, Cat 3.
Position confirmed. I am starving. Any food?
Several lunchboxes, but unknown if any are accessible. Cat 2, have the moms cleared out of the area? Cat 2?
I’m trying to see! I can’t see around this stupid bush. Okay, looks like they’re clearing out.
I walk like a shadow, eat like a lion, I’m Catastrophe Jones and I’m flyin’… high… Darn.
Agent! Focus! I think I smell bread. I’m going in.
Why does she always get to go in? I’m always stuck under this dumb bush.
Cat 1 to Cat 2 and 3, we have confirmed food. We have confirmed access. Some unsuspecting mother packed all her stuff in an open bag. Felines, we have bagels. Let’s move!
Woo-hoo! *gag cough* I swallowed a flower.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LUNCH? I HAD TWO WHOLE BAGELS IN HERE!
Heh heh heh
Catastrophe Jones, swift like the wind, silent like the shadow, where he goes, nobody… does know. Does that work? Kind of?
Yeah, it’s great. Don’t talk with your mouth full.